Tatooine found to be bright center of universe

TATOOINE – There’s an old saying on Tatooine:
If there’s a bright center to the universe, you’re on the planet that it’s farthest from.

Now scientists say nothing could be farther from the truth.
“Our research has found that indeed Tatooine is right in the smack center and it happens to have a higher degree of luminosity compared to anything else surrounding it,” said planetary astrophysicist Gl’ee Puk of the University of Mon Calamari.

“Kind of ironic,” he added.
Bestine Governor Tour Aryon said he was surprised.
“I guess we might have to change that old adage. Maybe we can even get some tourism out of the deal.
Maybe not. It’s still Tatooine.”